This isn’t your cosy Christmas shelf-sitter — this creepy little gonk crawled straight out of the shadows and into your wardrobe.
With a haunted stare, tangled beard, and a vibe that screams “I whisper to the moths,” he’s the perfect partner for causing eerie mischief and giving off major “don’t trust me” energy.
Set against a dark, moody backdrop, this tee is soft, spooky, and weirdly comforting — like being hugged by something slightly cursed.
Ideal for midnight snack runs, hexing your ex, or just unsettling your neighbours. Wear it like a warning.
